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sometimes i post a good thing

Jan 10th 2019
Source: yermemeblog

counterpunches:

cerix-the-gray-prince:

tallravenclawnerd:

pikaglove:

yermemeblog:

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

Omg

They are learning

#respectful law abiding birds

Jan 10th 2019
Source: librabutch

librabutch:

men be like. i hate women but i really don’t get why none of them want to fuck me

Jan 10th 2019
Source: tinyfruitbat
Jan 10th 2019

campfireharvest:

deadonarrival:

deliciouskaek:

c-lov3r:

likeafieldmouse:

Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

i csn’t brteath

wat

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When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

Jan 10th 2019
Source: cloudfreed

types of xmas songs

cloudfreed:

  • Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool
  • The Big Red Man Is Coming
  • There’s snow outside. that’s good!
  • I’m alone on xmas and sad
  • Santa Claus is very sexy
  • Christmas trees. love em
  • You know what? it’s Christmas time
Jan 9th 2019
Source: funnuraba

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

Jan 9th 2019
Source: snowhands

chancethereaper:

snowhands:

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see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs

Jan 9th 2019
Source: mogitz

mogitz:

mogitz:

Can we just talk about the fact that Rami Malek struggled much of the first half of his career by being typecast SO badly that he had to ask his agent to stop sending roles his way if they were the stereotypical  “middle eastern person = terrorist” roles. He has talked openly about how disheartening that was for him, how he saw his own peers auditioning for these roles using a fake name just to avoid being typecast, and how he hoped things would change one day…

Cut to now: He’s won a Golden Globe and he’s one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, all while standing his ground and paving the way for others in the industry who struggle with their own diverse backgrounds.

 And I am just so, so proud of my sweet baby angel. 

That is all.

“Malek returned to television in 2010 in a recurring role as the suicide bomber Marcos Al-Zacar on the eighth season of the Fox series 24.[30] Growing weary of playing characters he called ‘acceptable terrorists,’ he instructed his agent to reject any role that painted Arabs or Middle Easterners in a “bad light.”[1]

Jan 9th 2019
Source: bundyspooks

buggerygrips:

bundyspooks:

Images from the live action version of lovable British claymation TV show, Wallace & Gromit. Broadcast in the late 1990s, the special received negative reactions from viewers due to the fact that it was unintentionally creepy. It was never shown again.

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Jan 9th 2019
Source: catchymemes

(Source: catchymemes)

Jan 9th 2019
Source: catasters
coolcatgroup:
“veroniraptorr:
“What kind of plant is this?
”
The best kind
”

coolcatgroup:

veroniraptorr:

What kind of plant is this?

The best kind

(Source: catasters)

Jan 9th 2019
Jan 8th 2019

elucubrare:

melxncholymermxid:

elucubrare:

lemon-geesus:

gweenday:

young man, the groomsbride is a whore i said young man, please close the goddamn door

this is it

the post that is simultaneously the best and worst post in existence

groom door hand whore bride door

@elucubrare do you except criticisms?

Thanks for asking! I don’t.

(Source: touristhistorycat)

Jan 8th 2019
Source: russiansandgod
bustnuttington:
“ futurefurnace:
“ please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children
”
they’re just confirming that she wants 4
”

bustnuttington:

futurefurnace:

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

they’re just confirming that she wants 4

(Source: russiansandgod)

Jan 8th 2019
Source: disexplications

disexplications:

Gender Conceal Party